Ghar ke bahaar woh nakaab mein nikli,
Sari gali unki firak mein nikli,
Inkar karti thi woh hamari mohhabat se,
aur humari hi tasveer unke kitab se nikli
a sardar proposes a girl n falls down,
again he proposes n falls down.
he did it 3rice den d gul asks d sardar wat r u doin?.
d sardar replies m tryin 2 fall in love wid u,
cz i luv u na.
Munna bhai: Abay circuit yeh bata k agar bina daantoon ka kutta kaatay to kia karnay ka ???
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, bolay to bina sui k 14 injection lagwane ka.
Macher marney ka Tariqa
pehley 1 zinda macher pakrain
phir ussey zamen per lita dein
phir ussey gudgudii karain
jese he machar hasney kai liye mun kholey
ussey mortien pila dien
HUM dosti ko poora nibhana jaante hain
zakham ap k kitne gehre kyun na hon
hum duwa dena jaante hain
hume bhulaane ki koshish na karna
hum gala dabana b jaante hain
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!! !!!!!!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Pather Ki Dewaar Na Tori,
Pyaar Bhara Dil Tour Diya'
Eak Rupay Ki Khaatir,
Tumnay SMS kerna Choar Diya
chand pay kali ghata charhti tu hogi,
sitarooon ko muskurahat aati tu hogi,
tum lakh chupao dunya say,
magar akailay main tumhain apni shakal pay hansi tu aati hogi
